See this face?
It’s currently sitting on the toilet and barfing at the same time. You’re welcome for the wonderful visual. I could have said that he has the flu, courtesy of his daughter. Nah. I just went there.
Coming back from a long weekend, I’m catching up on things. Riley shamed me as a friend and went to the Bruno Mars concert and sat up close and personal. It’s not the fact that she sat so close (duh, who WOULD’T?), it’s that she never told me about it OR sent me pictures. WTF? Ashlee Foxx (you’ve heard her doing just about everything on air) sent me a video from the show knowing that I chose to celebrate my anniversary over Bruno. RILEYYYYY!!!! If I ever went to see Pink and didn’t tell her, didn’t send pics or video, she’d stalk me until my last day on earth. While we were away, my husband kept asking, “Are you sure you’re good with being here over going to see Bruno Mars?” I had to say yes. Right?
Riley had such rad seats. She went with our boss. OUR BOSS! OMG, she’s one brave woman. No, there’s nothing going on.
Being in radio means living a life of luxury. It means getting everything for free, being blessed with nothing but the best in life and, basically, days full of ease and no worry. Oh wait. No, that’s not right. This means that Jim is Mr. Fix-It by folding up paper and shoving it under the arm of a microphone so it won’t swing around and hit his face like a tether ball.
We talked about the idea of swapping cell phones last week. This is between two people dating or married with NO passwords or deleting of history. It’s a bad idea. Jim said he’d do this with his wife but the rest of us won’t. Why? Things can be misinterpreted.
A couple was brave enough to take the challenge and then call us to tell us how it went. Their names were Blake and Hillary – married just a year. Personal note: Never challenge your relationship when you’ve been married for a little amount of time. What. Are. You. Thinking? Anywhoooo…Hillary didn’t find anything weird on Blake’s phone. Just fantasy football stuff. Blake, however, was all weirded out by a text that said something like, Is Blake out of town this weekend. If so, are you up for what we did last time?” Ooooohhhhh weeeeeeee! Blake has himself all worked up. Hillary says it’s the guy up the street who mowed their lawn. What do you think? So far, NOBODY believes poor Hillary.
Jim did practice his marital counseling tricks and made the two say “I love you” before they hung up.
Do you want to know what’s fun? Coming home from vacation to a dark house. We stayed one more night in a hotel. Ugh. We went searching for today’s clothes with flashlights and I walked through a spiderweb. Seriously? My house turns into a haunted house in just two days? I’m not a messy person so walking through, with a flashlight, running into spiderwebs gave me the creeps. Plus, it’s Africa hot inside.
This is the poor man’s version of coffee.
Seriously, how lame can someone look? Answer: That lame. Riley had talked about getting a Kurig for in-studio and now I’m obsessing over all the coffee, tea and chai options we have. This is the best worst idea ever. I can’t wait!
If the stars align, we’ll all be back together again tomorrow. Have a good one!