Let’s take a look behind the scenes. I’m not saying this blog will be English professor worthy. This is all stream of conscious and pretty much unedited. You’re welcome.
Jim came in this morning all in one piece. He took his permit-toting son driving yesterday. I guess his wife can’t go because she gets all road rage-y. Have you heard Jim’s wife on the air ever? She’s the sweetest, most librarian-ish lady ever. SHE has road rage? I’ve GOT to see this. I’m going to ask Jim to take a video. We’ll revisit this.
Woody is back this morning. He can bounce back quicker than anyone I’ve ever met. He was just all blah yesterday and then today he’s, like, 1000% better. WTF? I want some of what he’s having!
I’m thinking he wasn’t sick, he just wanted to be all pimp. Woody made a trip to the store in his daughter’s car that has a “Run Naked” bumper sticker and One Direction air freshener. One word: DOPE!
Let’s say a little prayer for R!ley this morning. She is in mourning after hearing that Henry Cavill is dating Kaley Cuoco. OMG, listening to R!ley trying to say her last name is epic. She had to practice it off air. Like, over and over. This is one day following her stress and worry after reading about the Cirque de Soleil death. Doing stunts like they do is so extremely risky. P!nk came to mind (her life aerial act). Honestly, if something happened to P!nk, that would be the end of Ms. R!ley.
Woody would like to start a business on the side, if anyone is interested. It’s posing as a personal trainer and handing out business cards – for a price. That way, all the lazies (eh hem…me) can carry around a card and say, “I have to head to my personal trainer right now.” Off to greasy burger-ville they go. It’s an excuse for a little break in the day; Some alone time, if you will. Do you think you might have it in the budget to rock one of these cards?
Let’s find the grossest thing online. Um…YEAH!! Riley found a picture of a lady sporting back boobs. Now it’s a challenge. We’ll have an in-studio off air contest and post the video. Who can find the grossest thing in the shortest amount of time? This is a great way to spend our time while the songs play. There is only one rule: It has to be tame enough to post online. Wanna help Woody, Jim or R!ley win this contest? Email me what you found (nothing X rated or you’re gross): email@example.com.
Okay, let’s talk about regurgitation. R!ley thinks chewing your food (as a mom) and then feeding it to your child isn’t odd. Jim explained how common and safe being a wet nurse is. Go Jim! He has knowledge about things that come out of nowhere. Oh, to be in that head for just a minute. I’d be smart. Back to topic. R!ley is absolutely freaked out about wet nurses or women offering breast milk (screened and approved through a medical facility) is still gross. Where’s the logic? Riley is one of those people who likes to pick.
If you’re eating right now, put down your food. Gaggable content is coming.
Pimples or scabs beware when R!ley is around. She loves stuff like that.
Don’t get me wrong, I super-love R!ley but this is gross. Loving her through this shows how great her OTHER qualities are. No, for real. Since R!ley isn’t grossed out over regurgitation, Jim asked her to eat food chewed up in someone else’s mouth. She declined saying she’s not a baby.
We are all meeting for lunch later today. I’m not letting this topic drop. Like, at all. This must happen. Mwahhh ahhh ahhh!
Dear Jim, get your lunch all chewed up. It is soooooo on!
Have a great day all!