So…Amanda Bynes is crazy.
In other news…
Why does work coffee taste like sludge? I think we need our own coffee maker er somethin’. Maybe a Keurig?
Today, though, TODAY is different. Woody went out and procured actual coffee. You can’t even understand what a treat this is. We're talkin' real life coffee. It's almost as if we’re important. Almost. Either way, we’re drinking in style.
(I rarely review what I write but this one time I did. I sound so lame but I’m not going back and editing because it really is this exciting).
Son of a biscuit. Riley is wearing theeeeee cutest tank today. I mean, come ON! She just puts clothes on and they fit like they’re supposed to. If I didn’t like her, I’d hate her. How cute is this?
Jim is looking all trim and Abercrombie today. Well, a less assy version of Abercrombie.
Apparently it’s “dress adorable” day. Erm. They forgot to send out the memo.
So…Woody is joining a gym today. Jim and Riley support him but I don’t think they totally believe him. What do you think? Oh, P.S. he’s looking for a gym in Murfreesboro.
I’m trying to be better to my body. Read: Get thin. I haven’t had coffee this morning because I usually fill my cup with minimal coffee and top it off with a whole lot of sweetness. Not good. I’m not drinking Red Bull or any energy drink because I don’t want my heart to explode. So, here I sit drinking an empty fruity drink with no “boost” in it and water as a backup. I may take the heart explosion over this lethargic feeling. No, I don’t think this means I’m addicted to caffeine. Why would you think that? (denial)
There must be something in the air. Fitness, perhaps? Nah, couldn’t be.
I was scrolling through Facebook a few weeks ago just half-reading people’s posts and got stopped by one of my favorite bloggers, Mama Laughlin, who posted an article called Better wife in 30 days. The comments were insanely passionate. Well, duh, we HAVE to talk about it because ALL of us had a strong opinion one way or another. Of course you do, too. Comment away.
Jim was in favor of the unwind time. He even said that his wife, Jenn, "abides" by this rule. Abides? ABIDES?!?!?!? We had to call her. She won't have any part in the "abide" reference but she does say that it goes both ways. The husband AND wife have to pull their weight and help out. When you come home to "unwind," you're not switching on the TV or checking out. Now I'm totally paraphrasing because I'm not typing fast enough to get her comments word for word. Bottom line, she's sane...and nice.
I do have to say that if you actually read through the article, the list is very innocent. It’s a personal post about what this woman wants to do for her family and in her life, not what she thinks is right for everyone. Bless her heart. It reminds me so much of the old Good Housekeeping list from 1955 (still questioning whether or not it’s real). Whenever one of my friends gets married, I print out this article and include it in the card with no reference to whether or not I’m serious.
OH! Wanna be on TV?!?!? The show Nashville is looking for extras who want to be at a “concert” Thursday from 7pm-3am. Jim made a mistake and said it was tonight. You can register and get the deets HERE. Dress as if you’re going to a country concert. If you plan on going, will you comment with your Instagram or Twitter account so we can follow you? Also, give us a call Friday morning and let us know how it was!
Step aside Mike Fisher, we've got another hockey player on the ice tonight AT BRIDGESTONE ARENA!!! Dude! Jim just casually mentioned that he's playing tonight in the FREAKING ARENA on the gold ice (Jim is above in the black jersey). If this was me, the entire show would be dedicated to how awesome I am. Wanna watch? Show up at 7pm and plant your sweet little self in sections 104-107. Enter through the rear parking garage doors of the Bridgestone. Jim is #7 (they will be in grey).
Pretty rad ice, right?
Right at the end of the show, we got a call from Madeline who wants to wish her friend Charles a happy birthday.
Happy birthday Charles!
When I was younger, I'd call into radio stations and they would totally blow me off. I always said that if that was ever up to me, I wouldn't blow people off. I never truly thought I'd be in the exact position. Life is strange. You just never know.