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	Did you see the picture of Honey Boo Boo's mom after losing 100 pounds?!
	Watch this hilarious video of third world people reading first world problems.

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This is the strangest tv interview EVER.  

Kai, the hatchet wielding hitchhiker starts by giving a wonderful piece of advice to the world about each human being's self worth. THEN, he explains how he split a racist rapist's head open with an axe.

WARNING.  Even though this clip is bleeped till the the censor's finger went numb, you can still infer what word's he's using.  Watch at your own risk.

Now he's being accused of murder!! In an unrelated case!

According to New Jersey's Star-Ledger:

"They met, an unlikely pair, in Times Square last Saturday night.

"One, a 73-year-old partner in a Rahway law firm and member of his hometown's Chamber of Commerce, the other a 24-year-old itinerant with long hair and a penchant for upturning convention that had landed him a minor internet presence.

"Their rendezvous, most of it later spent in and around Joseph Galfy Jr.'s ranch-style house on Starlite Drive in Clark, would last about 24 hours, until sometime Sunday evening when, authorities said, their encounter turned violent after a sexual tryst."

	Did you see the picture of Honey Boo Boo's mom after losing 100 pounds?!
	Watch this hilarious video of third world people reading first world problems.

This is too bleepin cute.

THIS WILL MAKE YOU BOIL!

Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World: by hiring people w/ disabilities to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front. 

The “black-market Disney guides” run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day. “My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’—the other kids had to wait 2-1/2 hours,” crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida.

Not only is their “black-market tour guide” more efficient than Disney World’s VIP Tours, it’s cheaper too: Disney Tours offers a VIP guide and fast passes for $310 to $380 per hour.

Crack don't smoke itself.  Calfornia Highway Patrol says a Tennessee man pled guilty to stealing an 18 wheeler, assault with a deadly weapon and many other charges.

But he said he had a really good reason. He told cops he did it because he had to get away from the walking dead.  That's right. Zombies made him do it.

Authorities say Jeremiah Hartline stowed away on a big rig in Tennessee.  Then stole it while the driver got out at a roadside scale. That's when he drove all over the road in Temecula, hitting several cars and injuring 7 people.

Now he's going to be in jail for awhile. And if last season of the Walking Dead is any indication, he's not safe in there either.

If zombies eat brains, this guy wouldn't even be a snack.

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 Best Nicolas Cage Impression Ever... By A Guy Who Doesn't Even Speak English.